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November 24 2011

saltwaterstings: One time my mom had our front door proped open to load her things into the trunk to take  to work and my cat moved all of her kittens outside and they all hid on top of her tire. I was standing on the front porch waiting for my ride to school as he pulled out of the driveway, smashing every single one right in front of me. Then she drove away not noticing that i was standing on he front porch with my jaw on the ground crying and creaming. I think i was in like 4th grade… but John had to ride his bike down the street and pick up the kittens because a few stuck to her tires and just traveled with her.My mom is a kitten serial killer. 

saltwaterstings:

One time my mom had our front door proped open to load her things into the trunk to take  to work and my cat moved all of her kittens outside and they all hid on top of her tire. I was standing on the front porch waiting for my ride to school as he pulled out of the driveway, smashing every single one right in front of me. Then she drove away not noticing that i was standing on he front porch with my jaw on the ground crying and creaming. I think i was in like 4th grade… but John had to ride his bike down the street and pick up the kittens because a few stuck to her tires and just traveled with her.
My mom is a kitten serial killer. 

(Source: axelritt, via saltwaterstings)

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